So two funny stories that I have to share...
the first happened last week. Parker had woken up a little early, but he wasn't crying so I had decided to let him stir and let me sleep in a little longer. I heard Gracie go into the room and then she came running into our room. Saying something about Parker and I needed to go into the room, etc. So I got up and rounded the corner only to find my monster P's hands covered in POOP!!! yes, you heard me right. He apparently had done his business, taken off his diaper and had went ahead and gone to town. It was all over his hands and sheets. I am not sure if he ate it or not, but I feel fine about not knowing. Lesson to learn: with kids, if it is just a little to quiet you're going to end up cleaning up some kind of crap!
So, the second funny story that I have to share, On Saturday we were in a hurry to go to a wedding reception, We couldn't find Gracie's glasses anywhere. After looking for about twenty minutes, I decided she would have to wink for the night. So when we got back, I said a quick prayer to find the glasses, a couple minutes later I found them (by the way, in the weirdest place. I tell you, IT ALWAYS WORKS!!)So, I figured what a great lesson to teach Gracie. So I called her over and started telling about praying and how we use it for different things and when she lost her glasses I said a prayer and... she started to interrupt me, and Brandon was like, Gracie listen to your mother, so I started telling her again about how praying works and she interrupted again, to which she said...
the first happened last week. Parker had woken up a little early, but he wasn't crying so I had decided to let him stir and let me sleep in a little longer. I heard Gracie go into the room and then she came running into our room. Saying something about Parker and I needed to go into the room, etc. So I got up and rounded the corner only to find my monster P's hands covered in POOP!!! yes, you heard me right. He apparently had done his business, taken off his diaper and had went ahead and gone to town. It was all over his hands and sheets. I am not sure if he ate it or not, but I feel fine about not knowing. Lesson to learn: with kids, if it is just a little to quiet you're going to end up cleaning up some kind of crap!
So, the second funny story that I have to share, On Saturday we were in a hurry to go to a wedding reception, We couldn't find Gracie's glasses anywhere. After looking for about twenty minutes, I decided she would have to wink for the night. So when we got back, I said a quick prayer to find the glasses, a couple minutes later I found them (by the way, in the weirdest place. I tell you, IT ALWAYS WORKS!!)So, I figured what a great lesson to teach Gracie. So I called her over and started telling about praying and how we use it for different things and when she lost her glasses I said a prayer and... she started to interrupt me, and Brandon was like, Gracie listen to your mother, so I started telling her again about how praying works and she interrupted again, to which she said...
Mom, does Heavenly Father say, No Problemo!!
Teaching lesson was over, I have never laughed so hard.
Don't they do the darnest things....
5 comments:
Oh the poo. Why are kids always so fascinated by things that are so disgusting?!?
Gracies story was so funny. I could see how the teaching moment would be over at that point. Clayton thinks that Jesus just comes and finds stuff. So he gets really mad when we pray and Jesus doesn't just appear and give him back whatever he's lost. We're still working on that one too!
ahhh, Gracie, grace grace...I'm laughing soo hard right now!! She has got the coolest little personality! She is so, so funny!
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I love the things they say and isn't it funny what goes through their mind when we are talking to them.
POOP! Almost everyone I know has one of these stories except me! I'm so gonna get it one of these days...I'm scared!
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